December 2007
12 posts
Top Four Midgets:
4) Beetlejuice (Wee Ugly Black Midget) 3) Lollipop Guild 2) Old School Orange Faced Ass Oompa Loompas 1) Warwick Davis, AKA Willow AKA The Leprechaun AKA Wicket (An Ewok)
My favorite top ten favorite googles:
10) Beans Bean Beans 9) Back to the Future 8) Chuck Norris 7) Amy Mann Guitar Tabs 6) Murder 5) Kid-n-Play memorabilia 4) Asian Sluts 3) Latina Sluts 2) Chuck Norris vs. Jesus 1)Shia Labeouf is a shitty ass faggot
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Tea Parties and Crumpets!
As promised, ladies and gents. A little tea for you? I’d like some, because I’m Winston Churchill. Some Crumpets maybe? I’m having Crumpets, because I’m Winston Churchill. (From the Play “Winston Churchill We Hardly Knew Ye” by Peter Griffin) An excellent play, really. I went and saw it at the 5th Avenue Theater with it’s off-off Broadway Cast. ...
Holy Shit the World is gonna end.
One of my friends that has been in my life for ages is back in Seattle right now. Being that said friend is a secretive person the name will not be disclosed, to keep this human being happy. Anyways, person-x is in town and has somehow lit a fire under my ass. Not only a fire, but a fire by friction. Please refrain from the gay jokes. What I mean is: I am completely unable to (at this current...
Of Late Night Evenings and Inablility to Sleep ...
I can’t sleep again. I feel unsure. Not about anything particular, just a constant sense of unsureness, hovering. I feel listless. Tired. Apathetic. I have been productive this week. I have been smoking more, lately. I can not sleep much. I feel a constant and unrelenting weight on my chest. I watch free pornography. I no longer download it. Too much space taken up, and the...
Early Morning and Possible Emmys
Worked my second day back at SCCtv yesterday and it was awesome. We went down to the Seattle Public School’s studio (a moderately sized television studio with decent equipement) and filmed a music show for kids. I reaffirmed my love for media production. The show was talented kids playing music and a studio audience of more children talking about how the music made them feel and what it...
It's so good? is that the word? to be back. . .
Today I finally received some hours at my internship (hooray!) at SCCtv. The first day back was pretty typical. It included poor direction and a general sense of panic. I set up and worked camera for an in studio (and what felt impromptu) shoot. Oh the joys of community college television. When I first signed up I thought “Oh fuck, SCCtv. Piece of cake.” Now after having...
Retro Relics and the Communist Manifesto
Today I ventured back to my parent’s house to try and sort out the madness that is my old room. I have been doing this on and off (mostly off) for the past few months, and as I had some time I thought I would make another attempt at mucking out the old cave. I found shit I didn’t even knew existed. Among the relics I found was a S.C.U.B.A. mask, a fencing helmet, a bizarre hand...
GLAMF!
That’s right December starts everyone’s favorite time of the year. No, I’m not talking about the Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Whatever holidays. I’m talking about national Gangster Like a Mother Fucker month. While many lay people are unaware of this odious month that celebrates everything gangster, it does, good readers, exist. How does one celebrate GLAMF? One might ask....
Dumb Shit People
Fuck Advertising Example: LADY: “The Ab Lounge got rid of my pot belly. If it can do that it can do anything.” You are a dumb whore. Can the ab lounge love you? Can it solve the problems of World Hunger and War? Can it move you like I moved you that summer night years ago in Mexico City? No. The Ab Lounge cannot, in fact, do anything but work your abs. And frankly I am sick of...
Blah Blah Blah Hampster
I have to go to work at the Lyon Rouge, as I call it, or the Red Lion for all you other folks out there. I hate it. I have not much to blog about, but I figured I would try to keep up in spirit of the recently ending NabloPomo. I thought about encouraging my gay friends to start a national gay blog month called NabloHomo. I think that it would sweep the blogging community like Cinderella...