It pisses me off that Hipsters now have adopted the “Northwest” look again. Just when we in Seattle were being able to tell them apart the hipster, like a chameleon, adopted new colors: Plaid and Denim.
I miss the days of big white belts and flock of seagull emo swoops. At least then I could tell who was the enemy. Now I am surrounded by bearded plaid clad foes. It’s like invasion of the body snatchers.
At least one can still tell apart the hipster women. Ladies, keep dressing like your retarded grandmother. I will keep hating your guts.