So Picante It's En Fuego

Lasla, Blackheat Honeymoon, and Bobby Malstuvo at the Rendezvous tomorrow at 10 pm! $5 at the door 21+

It pisses me off that Hipsters now have adopted the “Northwest” look again.  Just when we in Seattle were being able to tell them apart the hipster, like a chameleon, adopted new colors: Plaid and Denim. 

I miss the days of big white belts and flock of seagull emo swoops.  At least then I could tell who was the enemy.  Now I am surrounded by bearded plaid clad foes.  It’s like invasion of the body snatchers. 

At least one can still tell apart the hipster women.  Ladies, keep dressing like your retarded grandmother.  I will keep hating your guts. 

That is all. 

1) The A.I.D.S. problem

2) Being cooler than you

3) Your mom out of a dress. 

That is all. 

p.s. fuck you.