January 2011
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The Jerk at the Bar Who Thinks He is The Shit
(From Meditations on Why I Hate You by Ian Prebo)
The Guy Who Seems Cool at The Bar
My neighbor hood bars are full of stupid assholes who think their shit does not stink. These are the kind of turds who have never worked a day in their life, are usually from California or the East Coast, and say things like “nothing is ever new here” or “why aren’t you entertaining...
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“Call me old fashioned; but I think fire is magic, and it scares me a lot.”
– Old-fashioned Guy
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
“Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.”
– Picasso
Funniest thing I have seen this week: 2 year old girl grabbing a 6 pack of Black Butte saying “Dada!”
. . .
We met at a shitty Indian Restaurant bar on Capitol Hill. I was so nervous, I showed up half an hour early and began to drink gin-and-grapefruit-juice like it was going out of style. You called fifteen minutes before our date to say you were going to be fifteen minutes late. That meant 45 minutes of me drinking in a smelly bar by myself.
I didn’t know the bar was smelly. I was a smoker...
Funniest thing I have seen this week: 2 year old girl grabbing a 6 pack of Black Butte saying “Dada!”
Off the patch-day 2. Still feel like I need a cigarette… 1 and a half months no smoking… guh.
Jack Lalanne is finally dead… strange.
2011. . . more like Two Thousand And Melvin!
So far 2011 has been better than anything you could ever imagine, but that is because you have a very underdeveloped imagination…
Here is why you should envy my life:
1) I have the raddest/hottest/smartest/funniest girlfriend ever (who incidentally also has the hugest cans ever)
2) My band is doing freakin’ awesome
3) Bagels
4) You are stuck in your own existential hell
5) I am...
I will be glad when I no longer have roommates.
Langhorne Slim + Old 97’s = Fuck Yeah.
Super excited for the Old 97’s tonightr at the real Showbox.
Turdz!
"I may be a son of a bitch
but I am the best son of a bitch you ever met.”
from Meditations on Why I Hate You by Ian Prebo
“I want a guy who is masculine, good with his hands and able to build stuff and...”
– (via lacienegajustsmiled)
If you are looking for a guy like this then move to Seattle… or Portland. Sorry ladies, this lumberjack is taken.
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Back to the Basics
I haven’t written on here in a long time. I am out of the loop. I like being out of the loop. I don’t own a T.V. or a computer. I am still on the fence about the computer. Yeah, it provides a lot of good things, but it also ends up taking so much of my time up. A computer is like a bad relationship… at least it is for me.
I like coffee shops, and those have computers.
I...