I wish I had built this. →
Off to an interview soon!
Wish me luck!
I went to the Asian Art Museum with Robin. Then we went to Samurai Noodle, because we like theme dates. Samurai Noodle is sooooo good. I had the Tonkotsu. Sweet porky goodness.
It would be great if it weren’t for all the fucking Californians.
Don’t barf your guts out from eating too much…
I’m gonna hop in the schnower and then head to Meander’s to get me some gravy and bacon sweetness. Yes, I said schnower. And no, I am not sorry for it.
Robin Hood + Silence of the Lambs = Friar...
You’re welcome, America.
I need a new life.
NEWOBMIJ: Nerf Stormbolter →
newobmij: Having two nephews, I often find myself using their visits as justification to purchase the occasional Nerf blaster that strikes my fancy. The company has really upped it’s game lately as the off brand blasters have begun to encroach upon the once cornered market. Its like a foam dart arms… Nerf + 40k = instant reblog
Was one of the many “National Quit Smoking Tobacco” days. I was planing on quitting today. I did not. Meh. 365 days in a year and all that. EDIT: Great American Smoke Out
Sweet Tuna Melt Goodness.
In need of their own Mark David Chapman.
Planets Smashed Into Dust Near Supermassive Black... →
I have a theory that eventually all the black holes in the universe combine and then the super mass creates another big bang. I could be totally wrong, but it sounds good in my head.
I will be heading to Card Kingdom with my friend Brian. Card Kingdom is a mecca for nerds who love games. I am usually closeted about my love of all things nerd, but today I will be celebrating my love of small plastic monsters and delicate scale terrain pieces with some Warhammer 40,000. But first, coffee and shower. You know you are thinking about me naked.
Dear New Followers,
Prepare yourself for a wonderful ride filled with bitterness, pontificating, and a general sense of malaise. You have been warned. Sensationally Yours, Ian “Ham Sandwich” Prebo P.S. That’s not actually my nick-name. It’s Mr. Bear. I know, Ham Sandwich is way cooler. FML.
This content generated for Ian, who is bored.
mysticsavage: The Brine: a gallon and a half of water 3/4 c salt 3/4 c sugar and a whooooole bunch of ginger The Chicken: Cage-free from the lady at the farmer’s market The Sweet Potatoes: Locally grown, baked, mashed with butter and salt. The Broccoli: From QFC, steamed, served with olive oil. The Kids: 10 and 9. Couldn’t wait to get to the ice cream. Good way to get...
onemoresalutetovanity asked: What do bears dream about?
Dear People I Follow,
Hurry up and generate more material. I am currently bored and you are not helping with your being busy and working. Stop that. Entertain me. Now. Sincerely, Ian P.S. Sometimes in my head I say sin-cereal-ly because I love cereal.
Anonymous asked: Do you like cats or dogs?
The Coup We Are The Ones Once upon a time, when...
You know what's good?
Put a little bit of salt in your black coffee. You will thank me later.
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
Aside from playing Angry Birds I have: Worked on a painting Worked on a song Contacted a friend about music Had a pleasant bowel movement Worked on some personal stuff This I like it when I feel productive and still have time to do more in a day. Days like this are so few and far between. How was your day?
Just got all 189 stars in the first Angry Bird...
I’m so productive. FML.
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Midnight is late to me, now. Midnight used to be the time when I was really revving up. Midnight was the time to mix, order, pour, and/or consume adult beverages. Midnight was the time when I would realize my bed could be awfully cold when I was alone. Midnight used to also be the time when I may or may not be near black out. I may have just gotten into a fight, or was about to pick one....
Google knows it. Viacom knows it. The Chamber of Commerce knows it. Internet...– STOP SOPA, SAVE THE INTERNET - Boing Boing (via fred-wilson) This is serious shit. Protect your rights.
Yelp. . .
Most people who consistently give one or two star reviews on Yelp are just assholes. Has anyone else noticed the direct correlation of one and two star reviews to the percentage of overt ass-faced douche bags in our populace?